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Post by Wolfman on Jun 21, 2020 20:07:34 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once destroyed a hundred Daleks with one kick.
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Post by Marcus Starkiller on Jun 24, 2020 16:31:42 GMT -5
Chuck Norris went back in time and started the Big Bang.
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Post by Wolfman on Jun 24, 2020 18:42:02 GMT -5
The Cylons attempted to destroy humanity because they were afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Post by Marcus Starkiller on Jun 24, 2020 20:02:06 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is the true Chosen One and will bring balance to the Force.
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Post by Wolfman on Jun 24, 2020 20:18:01 GMT -5
Chuck Norris could defeat Alduin with a single roundhouse kick.
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Post by Marcus Starkiller on Jun 24, 2020 20:35:48 GMT -5
The answer to life is NOT 42, it IS Chuck Norris.
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Post by Wolfman on Jun 24, 2020 20:44:26 GMT -5
Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.
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Post by Marcus Starkiller on Jun 24, 2020 21:08:34 GMT -5
Darth Vader bends the knee to Chuck Norris.
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Post by Wolfman on Jun 25, 2020 9:19:27 GMT -5
Luke Skywalker wishes he was half as awesome as Chuck Norris.
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Post by Marcus Starkiller on Jun 26, 2020 21:14:49 GMT -5
Since the Empire couldn't recruit Chuck Norris, they were forced to build the Death Star instead.
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Post by Wolfman on Jun 26, 2020 21:32:25 GMT -5
The Most Interesting Man in the World is envious of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Post by Wolfman on Aug 17, 2020 12:45:05 GMT -5
When God said “Let there be light,” Chuck Norris said, “Say please.”
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Post by Wolfman on Sept 19, 2020 11:00:02 GMT -5
Chuck Norris got his start as a member of the Air Force Combat Security Police in Korea.
This is not a Chuck Norris joke, this is a verifiable Chuck Norris fact.
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Post by Wolfman on May 5, 2021 8:34:41 GMT -5
Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is what comes after SIOP...
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Post by Wolfman on Mar 18, 2022 11:09:01 GMT -5
There is only one man who is truly more awesome than Chuck Norris: Bruce Lee.
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Post by Wolfman on Sept 19, 2022 10:27:14 GMT -5
Chuck Norris does not hunt, because hunting implies the possibility of failure. There are ten million people alive in the world today because Chuck Norris allows them to live.
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