Post by Men'Tan Zeran on Sept 13, 2006 0:01:19 GMT -5
[X] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[X] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[X] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[X] I've ate something that crawls.
[X] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth. (Not really accidently. I'm just stupid. :] )
[X] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[X] I've caught myself drooling.
[X] I've accidently caused an explosion
[X] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.
[X] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[X] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...
[X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[X] I just tried to lick my elbow.
GODDAMNIT.
[X] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[X] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
[X] Ijumped fell off a moving vehicle bike.
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.
[ ] I've done something really stupid wile I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk
Good times..
[X] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[X] I accidently break a lot of things...
[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[X] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.
[X] I move my head to the side when im confused.
[X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[X] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[X] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Total score [25]
Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as
"I'm _75_% retarded"
But we already knew that. :]
[X] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[X] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[X] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[X] I've ate something that crawls.
[X] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth. (Not really accidently. I'm just stupid. :] )
[X] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[X] I've caught myself drooling.
[X] I've accidently caused an explosion
[X] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.
[X] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.
[X] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out...
[X] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[X] I just tried to lick my elbow.
GODDAMNIT.
[X] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[X] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
[X] I
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[X] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.
[ ] I've done something really stupid wile I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk
Good times..
[X] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
[X] I accidently break a lot of things...
[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me.
[X] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.
[X] I move my head to the side when im confused.
[X] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
[X] I've fallen out of my chair before.
[X] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Total score [25]
Once you get your answer multiply by three and repost as
"I'm _75_% retarded"
But we already knew that. :]