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Wolfman Jedi Council Elder Posts: 9,460	Chuck Norris Jokes Jun 21, 2020 20:07:34 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wolfman on Jun 21, 2020 20:07:34 GMT -5 Chuck Norris once destroyed a hundred Daleks with one kick.
	"For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Sgt. Maj. Avery J. Johnson To err is human; to forgive is not SAC policy. “This is Raven 2-5. This is my sandbox. You will not drop, acknowledge.” David Flanagan, former Raven FAC

Marcus Starkiller Jedi Council Elder RAPTOR SQUADRON LEADER, Grand Master Raptor One Posts: 18,609	Chuck Norris Jokes Jun 24, 2020 16:31:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Marcus Starkiller on Jun 24, 2020 16:31:42 GMT -5 Chuck Norris went back in time and started the Big Bang.
	Jusik: Ordo... Ordo: Yes? Jusik: Ordo, you just flattened an ARC trooper. Ordo: He was delaying us. Jusik: But you hit him. Twice. Ordo: No permanent harm done. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Wolfman Jedi Council Elder Posts: 9,460	Chuck Norris Jokes Jun 24, 2020 18:42:02 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wolfman on Jun 24, 2020 18:42:02 GMT -5 The Cylons attempted to destroy humanity because they were afraid of Chuck Norris.
	"For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Sgt. Maj. Avery J. Johnson To err is human; to forgive is not SAC policy. “This is Raven 2-5. This is my sandbox. You will not drop, acknowledge.” David Flanagan, former Raven FAC

Marcus Starkiller Jedi Council Elder RAPTOR SQUADRON LEADER, Grand Master Raptor One Posts: 18,609	Chuck Norris Jokes Jun 24, 2020 20:02:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Marcus Starkiller on Jun 24, 2020 20:02:06 GMT -5 Chuck Norris is the true Chosen One and will bring balance to the Force.
	Jusik: Ordo... Ordo: Yes? Jusik: Ordo, you just flattened an ARC trooper. Ordo: He was delaying us. Jusik: But you hit him. Twice. Ordo: No permanent harm done. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Wolfman Jedi Council Elder Posts: 9,460	Chuck Norris Jokes Jun 24, 2020 20:18:01 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wolfman on Jun 24, 2020 20:18:01 GMT -5 Chuck Norris could defeat Alduin with a single roundhouse kick.
	"For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Sgt. Maj. Avery J. Johnson To err is human; to forgive is not SAC policy. “This is Raven 2-5. This is my sandbox. You will not drop, acknowledge.” David Flanagan, former Raven FAC

Marcus Starkiller Jedi Council Elder RAPTOR SQUADRON LEADER, Grand Master Raptor One Posts: 18,609	Chuck Norris Jokes Jun 24, 2020 20:35:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Marcus Starkiller on Jun 24, 2020 20:35:48 GMT -5 The answer to life is NOT 42, it IS Chuck Norris.
	Jusik: Ordo... Ordo: Yes? Jusik: Ordo, you just flattened an ARC trooper. Ordo: He was delaying us. Jusik: But you hit him. Twice. Ordo: No permanent harm done. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Wolfman Jedi Council Elder Posts: 9,460	Chuck Norris Jokes Jun 24, 2020 20:44:26 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wolfman on Jun 24, 2020 20:44:26 GMT -5 Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.
	"For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Sgt. Maj. Avery J. Johnson To err is human; to forgive is not SAC policy. “This is Raven 2-5. This is my sandbox. You will not drop, acknowledge.” David Flanagan, former Raven FAC

Marcus Starkiller Jedi Council Elder RAPTOR SQUADRON LEADER, Grand Master Raptor One Posts: 18,609	Chuck Norris Jokes Jun 24, 2020 21:08:34 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Marcus Starkiller on Jun 24, 2020 21:08:34 GMT -5 Darth Vader bends the knee to Chuck Norris.
	Jusik: Ordo... Ordo: Yes? Jusik: Ordo, you just flattened an ARC trooper. Ordo: He was delaying us. Jusik: But you hit him. Twice. Ordo: No permanent harm done. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Wolfman Jedi Council Elder Posts: 9,460	Chuck Norris Jokes Jun 25, 2020 9:19:27 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wolfman on Jun 25, 2020 9:19:27 GMT -5 Luke Skywalker wishes he was half as awesome as Chuck Norris.
	"For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Sgt. Maj. Avery J. Johnson To err is human; to forgive is not SAC policy. “This is Raven 2-5. This is my sandbox. You will not drop, acknowledge.” David Flanagan, former Raven FAC

Marcus Starkiller Jedi Council Elder RAPTOR SQUADRON LEADER, Grand Master Raptor One Posts: 18,609	Chuck Norris Jokes Jun 26, 2020 21:14:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Marcus Starkiller on Jun 26, 2020 21:14:49 GMT -5 Since the Empire couldn't recruit Chuck Norris, they were forced to build the Death Star instead.
	Jusik: Ordo... Ordo: Yes? Jusik: Ordo, you just flattened an ARC trooper. Ordo: He was delaying us. Jusik: But you hit him. Twice. Ordo: No permanent harm done. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

Wolfman Jedi Council Elder Posts: 9,460	Chuck Norris Jokes Jun 26, 2020 21:32:25 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wolfman on Jun 26, 2020 21:32:25 GMT -5 The Most Interesting Man in the World is envious of Chuck Norris' beard.
	Last Edit: Jun 27, 2020 20:34:50 GMT -5 by Wolfman "For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Sgt. Maj. Avery J. Johnson To err is human; to forgive is not SAC policy. “This is Raven 2-5. This is my sandbox. You will not drop, acknowledge.” David Flanagan, former Raven FAC

Wolfman Jedi Council Elder Posts: 9,460	Chuck Norris Jokes Aug 17, 2020 12:45:05 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wolfman on Aug 17, 2020 12:45:05 GMT -5 When God said “Let there be light,” Chuck Norris said, “Say please.”
	"For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Sgt. Maj. Avery J. Johnson To err is human; to forgive is not SAC policy. “This is Raven 2-5. This is my sandbox. You will not drop, acknowledge.” David Flanagan, former Raven FAC

Wolfman Jedi Council Elder Posts: 9,460	Chuck Norris Jokes Sept 19, 2020 11:00:02 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wolfman on Sept 19, 2020 11:00:02 GMT -5 Chuck Norris got his start as a member of the Air Force Combat Security Police in Korea. This is not a Chuck Norris joke, this is a verifiable Chuck Norris fact.
	Last Edit: Dec 1, 2020 18:56:39 GMT -5 by Wolfman "For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Sgt. Maj. Avery J. Johnson To err is human; to forgive is not SAC policy. “This is Raven 2-5. This is my sandbox. You will not drop, acknowledge.” David Flanagan, former Raven FAC

Wolfman Jedi Council Elder Posts: 9,460	Chuck Norris Jokes May 5, 2021 8:34:41 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wolfman on May 5, 2021 8:34:41 GMT -5 Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is what comes after SIOP...
	"For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Sgt. Maj. Avery J. Johnson To err is human; to forgive is not SAC policy. “This is Raven 2-5. This is my sandbox. You will not drop, acknowledge.” David Flanagan, former Raven FAC

Wolfman Jedi Council Elder Posts: 9,460	Chuck Norris Jokes Mar 18, 2022 11:09:01 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wolfman on Mar 18, 2022 11:09:01 GMT -5 There is only one man who is truly more awesome than Chuck Norris: Bruce Lee.
	"For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Sgt. Maj. Avery J. Johnson To err is human; to forgive is not SAC policy. “This is Raven 2-5. This is my sandbox. You will not drop, acknowledge.” David Flanagan, former Raven FAC

Wolfman Jedi Council Elder Posts: 9,460	Chuck Norris Jokes Sept 19, 2022 10:27:14 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wolfman on Sept 19, 2022 10:27:14 GMT -5 Chuck Norris does not hunt, because hunting implies the possibility of failure. There are ten million people alive in the world today because Chuck Norris allows them to live.
	Last Edit: Sept 19, 2022 10:30:05 GMT -5 by Wolfman "For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Sgt. Maj. Avery J. Johnson To err is human; to forgive is not SAC policy. “This is Raven 2-5. This is my sandbox. You will not drop, acknowledge.” David Flanagan, former Raven FAC

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