Post by Marcus Starkiller on Sept 18, 2005 18:00:05 GMT -5
Twitchell, "Oh Boy, Gummer and Gasoline! Not a good mix."
Nancy to Burt, "With you it's always overkill, shoot first and then shoot later!"
Nancy, "With Burt it's always search and destroy before you know what your searching for!"
"Don't fire until you see the whites of their, heat seeking organs!!!" -Burt, Shriek and Destroy
"The shriekers are coming, the shriekers are coming!!!" -Twitchell, Shriek and Destroy
"Oh great, here comes Gummer with his cannon." -Twitchell, Feeding Frenzy
"That's what I keep TRYING to tell you people"- Burt, lamenting about how people don't listen to him about the monsters
"...because, well, the heat there is astronomical."- Burt, Episode 3 (Blast) explaining why a drugged dart in the AB butt didn't tranq it- the drugs were "burnt off".
"Well I thought this was America, the land of the free and the land of the 'you can live wherever the hell you want'." Tyler, Episode 1
Burt: Your All nuts!
Twitchell: Its easier then going home to the wife, Just kidding.
Twitchell: What do you want me to do?
Burt: You could cover me, but you lost my gun, so stay down
Twicthell: Consider it Done.
Tyler: Are you sure your talking to the right Burt Gummer.
Burt: You want me to Disprove a Goverment Conspiracy.
Burt: Now you've crossed the line, you can threaten me, attack my equipment, but attack my powerwagon, you get yourself a war.
Tyler: Whoa, take it easy.
Twitchell: I really don't appreciate your sarcasm, Gummer.
Burt: Why do you keep coming back for more?
McLain: Well even if I did it wouldn't be from a couple of redneck survivalists.
Tyler: Hey, hang on, let's be clear. He's the survivalist, I'm the redneck.
Jodi: Now don't go to your rigid place. Nancy, Rosalita and I can handle things while you guys are gone.
Burt: That's ludicrus - bunch of girls! Women.... women.... women... Whatever.
Jodi: Nice save, Burt.
Mead: Hey Gummer! You serious?
Burt: 24/7.
Burt: El Blanco, you stinking compost heap! Come and get me! I knew you couldn't resist me!
Tyler: I'll see your 4-12 and raise ya.
Burt: Explain why the government's rejected every Freedom of Information petition I've filed.
Tyler: Maybe you've exceeded your limit.
Twitchell: It's scary when Burt starts being right about things.
Burt: Put them on silk sheets or in the fires of hell, they're still killers.
Burt: Back-up, back-up generator.
Burt: Any one of those SOBs that poses a threat buys a ticket to shrieker hell.
Burt: [fondling Betsy] Oh, to see what she's capable of when face-to-face with a worm...
Tyler: You two want to be alone?
Nancy: Listen to yourself.
Burt: I'd rather do that than listen to you!
Cletus: At the time they dubbed me an eccentric. Can you imagine?
Tyler: You are an eccentric. Well, I just thought you could use a second opinion.
Mindy: I've evolved.
Burt: Into what?
Burt: It won't happen again.
Tyler: Apology accepted.
Burt: What apology?
Twitchell: Tell you what I'm planning, since I am the authority figure here. First of all I'm going to put a siren on that damned graboid so we know where it is. Second, I'm going to rename this place, like Wacky Valley, or Pain in My Ass Land.
Tyler: I'm fine - how are you?
Twitchell: Suicidal. And the only thing keeping me from pulling the trigger is that my insurance isn't paid up, and Gummer isn't here to spew his anti-government invective.
Nancy to Burt, "With you it's always overkill, shoot first and then shoot later!"
Nancy, "With Burt it's always search and destroy before you know what your searching for!"
"Don't fire until you see the whites of their, heat seeking organs!!!" -Burt, Shriek and Destroy
"The shriekers are coming, the shriekers are coming!!!" -Twitchell, Shriek and Destroy
"Oh great, here comes Gummer with his cannon." -Twitchell, Feeding Frenzy
"That's what I keep TRYING to tell you people"- Burt, lamenting about how people don't listen to him about the monsters
"...because, well, the heat there is astronomical."- Burt, Episode 3 (Blast) explaining why a drugged dart in the AB butt didn't tranq it- the drugs were "burnt off".
"Well I thought this was America, the land of the free and the land of the 'you can live wherever the hell you want'." Tyler, Episode 1
Burt: Your All nuts!
Twitchell: Its easier then going home to the wife, Just kidding.
Twitchell: What do you want me to do?
Burt: You could cover me, but you lost my gun, so stay down
Twicthell: Consider it Done.
Tyler: Are you sure your talking to the right Burt Gummer.
Burt: You want me to Disprove a Goverment Conspiracy.
Burt: Now you've crossed the line, you can threaten me, attack my equipment, but attack my powerwagon, you get yourself a war.
Tyler: Whoa, take it easy.
Twitchell: I really don't appreciate your sarcasm, Gummer.
Burt: Why do you keep coming back for more?
McLain: Well even if I did it wouldn't be from a couple of redneck survivalists.
Tyler: Hey, hang on, let's be clear. He's the survivalist, I'm the redneck.
Jodi: Now don't go to your rigid place. Nancy, Rosalita and I can handle things while you guys are gone.
Burt: That's ludicrus - bunch of girls! Women.... women.... women... Whatever.
Jodi: Nice save, Burt.
Mead: Hey Gummer! You serious?
Burt: 24/7.
Burt: El Blanco, you stinking compost heap! Come and get me! I knew you couldn't resist me!
Tyler: I'll see your 4-12 and raise ya.
Burt: Explain why the government's rejected every Freedom of Information petition I've filed.
Tyler: Maybe you've exceeded your limit.
Twitchell: It's scary when Burt starts being right about things.
Burt: Put them on silk sheets or in the fires of hell, they're still killers.
Burt: Back-up, back-up generator.
Burt: Any one of those SOBs that poses a threat buys a ticket to shrieker hell.
Burt: [fondling Betsy] Oh, to see what she's capable of when face-to-face with a worm...
Tyler: You two want to be alone?
Nancy: Listen to yourself.
Burt: I'd rather do that than listen to you!
Cletus: At the time they dubbed me an eccentric. Can you imagine?
Tyler: You are an eccentric. Well, I just thought you could use a second opinion.
Mindy: I've evolved.
Burt: Into what?
Burt: It won't happen again.
Tyler: Apology accepted.
Burt: What apology?
Twitchell: Tell you what I'm planning, since I am the authority figure here. First of all I'm going to put a siren on that damned graboid so we know where it is. Second, I'm going to rename this place, like Wacky Valley, or Pain in My Ass Land.
Tyler: I'm fine - how are you?
Twitchell: Suicidal. And the only thing keeping me from pulling the trigger is that my insurance isn't paid up, and Gummer isn't here to spew his anti-government invective.